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My alone time isn’t optional… it’s for everyone’s safety.
This funny mom t-shirt features a relaxed goose enjoying some well-earned quiet time, paired with the phrase “My Alone Time Is For Everyone’s Safety.” It’s the perfect mix of humor and truth for moms who just need a minute.
Soft, lightweight, and easy to wear, this tee is made for real life—whether you’re sneaking in a quiet moment, running errands, or relaxing at home. Comfortable, relatable, and guaranteed to get a few knowing laughs.
Product features
• 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (varies by color)
• Lightweight, breathable fabric (142–146 g/m²)
• Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for durability
• Side seams with a relaxed retail fit
• Tear-away label with printed neck label
Care instructions
• Machine wash cold
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron low heat
• Do not dry clean
